Why My Boss Is Better Than Yours

I've been working for my dentist for 6 months now. Let me go over the list of perks:

3-1 week vacations since starting (two of them paid, one of them only 2 weeks after starting)

Free coffee (and donuts when I let him go to the shop) every day

$200 per month insurance allowance (given to me just 3 months after starting work)

$50 gift certificate for scrubs and $35 gift certificate for The Body Shop

A thank you card and expensive chocolates (b/c I came in during our week off and got the mail)

Fresh flowers from his garden each week (season is ending though...)

401K investment-he's giving me a 7% raise AND contributing 4% to my 401K fund

I sit here and search the internet pretty much all day long, while he continues to tell me how wonderful I am

He gave me $100 when the fair came to town-he wants us to enjoy Franklin so we will stay here for a long time-I'm prone to running...

He is just really, really nice and I like working for him!