A Ladies Man

Yesterday, Night told me that he had an idea for getting a girlfriend. He said that he needed to chew gum. It makes his cheeks go up and down. Apparently the girls really go for that.

Today, he told me he had another idea about getting a girl to like him-show them his manly muscles, the ones on his arms and under his shirt.

He starts Kindergarten in a few weeks. I think he's got big plans...